John Madden is a fat headed idiot The next time you are watching a game that subjects
you to the moronic ramblings of the two senile patriarchs of Fox football
notice how many times John Madden has to say something before he finishes a
thought. He starts three or four times before his noodle catches up with
his pie hole so he is constantly repeating himself.
Hey John, pull your head out of your ass, say it once and spare us all
the rest of your inane stammering.
Pat, you are a likeable fellow but dude, retire. Play golf, go fishing,
write memiors of all your years in football. It's getting not pretty.
Clinton is a Criminal
OK, I know this is old stuff but I still hear people
say that Bill Clinton's private life was no one's business
and that we shouldn't have had to go through all that as a
country just because he wanted a little blow from an intern...
(Stupid people pull your monitors really close for this next part...)
HE LIED TO CONGRESS YOU MORON
No one is supposed to do that much less the freakin' president who is
a lawyer.If you or I were to purjer ourselves during a congressional inquiry
we'd wind up as shower fodder in OZ.
The Atlanta Braves
10 great years of baseball? How about 1 great year of
baseball and 9 years of doing the Tomahawk CHOKE.
Go Yankees
The Carolina Panthers
Who on God's green earth is making the personnell decisions
for this team? How do you get rid of Steve Buerlien and keep
Biakabatuka? That moron hasn't done crap for this team. The only
years Carolina was even respectable were the years Anthony Johnson
and Fred Lane ran the ball. There's no way it made sense under
any salary cap to get rid of the only talented player on your team!
You people are idiots and look what it's getting you, you're 1-5 as of this writing.
Guns
Supposing just for a second that all the gun control nuts got their laws passed and
all the citizens of the U.S. had to go to the police stations and turn in their iron.
Do you realize that the only people who would do such a thing would be the same people
who would never use a gun in a crime anyway? Who would gain most from this? THE CRIMINALS!
They would be free to terrorize anyone and everyone they chose then. To put it in
whiney liberal terms; guns "redistribute power" from the government and the criminals
to the hands of the people who should have it.
Are there not enough strip malls in the world?
John Madden is a fat headed idiot The next time you are watching a game that subjects
you to the moronic ramblings of the two senile patriarchs of Fox football
notice how many times John Madden has to say something before he finishes a
thought. He starts three or four times before his noodle catches up with
his pie hole so he is constantly repeating himself.
Hey John, pull your head out of your ass, say it once and spare us all
the rest of your inane stammerings.
Pat, you are a likeable fellow but dude, retire. Play golf, go fishing,
write memiors of all your years in football. It's getting not pretty.
Clinton is a Criminal
OK, I know this is old stuff but I still hear people
say that Bill Clinton's private life was no one's business
and that we shouldn't have had to go through all that as a
country just because he wanted a little blow from an intern...
(Stupid people pull your monitors really close for this next part...)
HE LIED TO CONGRESS YOU MORON
No one is supposed to do that much less the freakin' president who is
a lawyer.If you or I were to purjer ourselves during a congressional inquiry
we'd wind up as shower fodder in OZ.
The Atlanta Braves
10 great years of baseball? How about 1 great year of
baseball and 9 years of doing the Tomahawk CHOKE.
Go Yankees
The Carolina Panthers
Who on God's green earth is making the personnell decisions
for this team? How do you get rid of Steve Buerlien and keep
Biakabatuka? That moron hasn't done crap for this team. The only
years Carolina was even respectable were the years Anthony Johnson
and Fred Lane ran the ball. There's no way it made sense under
any salary cap to get rid of the only talented player on your team!
You people are idiots and look what it's getting you, you're 1-5 as of this writing.
Guns
Supposing just for a second that all the gun control nuts got their laws passed and
all the citizens of the U.S. had to go to the police stations and turn in their iron.
Do you realize that the only people who would do such a thing would be the same people
who would never use a gun in a crime anyway? Who would gain most from this? THE CRIMINALS!
They would be free to terrorize anyone and everyone they chose then. To put it in
whiney liberal terms; guns "redistribute power" from the government and the criminals
to the hands of the people who should have it.
